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My neighbour said there's a scarecrow shop 200 miles away from my house.

By the time I got back home, I hadn't found the shop and all my crops were gone.

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It wanted to be knotified about things.

2. Sir Patrick Stewart's childhood ailment

Sir Patrick Stewart, who played Captain Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek The Next Generation, had a rare condition as a child. He had an ear that grew on his forehead, a vestigial ear that grew back when they removed it at age 3. Doctors removed it two more times, and each time it grew back. Finally, when he was 5, a doctor in Manchester, England, offered a new procedure that would remove the ear with minimal to no scarring, and it would be permanent. They had young Patrick prepped for surgery, and he stopped them to go to a mirror, so he get get a look at his final front ear.

3. I use to work as chair tester.

I got fired for doing a stand up job.

4. Three men were walking down the sidewalk. Two of them walked into a bar.

The third man ducked.

5. Lunar New Year Joke: Why did the monkey love the New Year?

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6. My first job was posing like a mannequin in a store window.

I held that position for a long time.

7. I need a Superhero to defrost my steak.

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9. What advice did Sherlock give his assistant for his kitchen remodel?

Cabinetry, my dear Watson.

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